Dog Poop Calendar: The Inside Scoop
Dog Poop Calendar? Is this a joke? Hardly! Though you may want one for a gag dog gift, the dog poop calendar is the culmination of one dog owner’s endless hours spent cleaning, collecting, watching, and waiting for dog poop. “Sh!t Happens,” and never has this statement been more apt than with regard to the canine. Sun, sleet, snow or showers, they gotta go when they gotta go. Dog poop is the one common denominator of owners everywhere. Sure as your Saint Bernard sheds, you will one day find yourself standing on the end of the leash, watching Spot sniff around for an appropriate place to leave you that special dog gift. As he eases in to that familiar squat, you might strain your eyes through the blowing snow for a quick stat check on color, consistency, size, and shape. When the cold has penetrated your very marrow, and the dog poop freezes before it hits the ground, you may just find that zen-like place from which was birthed the Dog Poop Calendar.
Now you can achieve that same inner peace at work or home. Twelve months, twelve pictures, twelve dogs pooping. Your pup may even be featured, so stay tuned for rules on how to submit a photo. In addition, useful articles will also be established about such dog poop related topics as:
- Qualities of healthy dog poop – what should I be looking for?
Doggy Diarrhea – when should we go to the vet?
House breaking: preventing indoor dog poop!
How to tell your dog to poop
Funniest dog poop stories
Bizarre stuff in dog poop
Pooper scooper: should I pick up my dog poop?
Weird things dogs do when pooping
Winter dog poop – how to help your pet during the coldest season
Dogs who rub their butts on the floor, and what you can do to stop them
Dog poop personalities: what does your mutt’s say?
Diet and dog poop: foods to avoid, foods to encourage
Start collecting your photos early! The monthly themes are listed below, but feel free to expand and be creative. Remember, the picture must feature the dog in the actual act of pooping; no one wants to see plain fecal matter on the ground. Click here for a complete list of rules and guidelines.
The Dog Poop Calendar for January is cold and blustery.
February displays a Valentines Day themed photograph.
March might feature the Ides, or St. Patrick’s Day.
April is a rainy month, and the Dog Poop Calendar is no exception, unless an Easter photo takes the prize.
May is a month of flowers. The photo must be picturesque.
June starts off the summer. Send us something
July has a patriotic approach, or an outdoor activity.
August’s picture reflects this month’s steamy temperatures.
September begins the harvest, and time for kids to go back to school.
October is known by dog people for Howl-o-ween, and the best photo will be spooky.
November is a wild card. You never know what might end up here.
December is for holidays. Share your festive pooping pet with the Dog Poop Calendar.
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